You don't want to look like the average Joe if you want to be president--one who is knowledgeable and wise. No, that won't work. You've got to look dumb like Ronald Reagan or George Bush II, crooked like "Tricky Dick" Richard Nixon, or darn right ugly like Abraham Lincoln.
You NEVER should look or act intelligent. That is a killer. Look what happened to Adlai Stevenson--who was very intelligent, and couldn't hide that fact no matter how hard he tried. A blooming genius. He got clobbered!
Ronald Reagan really sounded dumb in debates when running against Jerry Brown for Governor of California. You know what happened to Jerry Brown when he ran for president. He couldn't even get nominated. And Ronald Reagan had another ace in the hole. His wife was an astrologer (not to be confused with an astronomer).
Ralph Nader runs all the time. He is as ugly as Abraham Lincoln. However, he can't act dumb. I suggest that he go to Hollywood and take some acting lessons if he wants to get a major nomination--something other than the Green Party.
Mitt Romney is suddenly good at looking dumb. He changes his view with the tide and recently claimed that he was an avid hunter. To Mitt, having gone hunting twice qualified him for the remark. That made him look dumb-- however, some members of the National Rifle Association probably didn't notice.
Senator John McCain has always looked too intelligent. But recently, he said that things were looking pretty good in Iraq. Well, that will certainly help his campaign. The senator also has another asset. His wife is gorgeous. George Bush II also has a lovely wife. I'm sure that is why he is our inept president.
Hillary Clinton has a record of being dumb. She supported the stupidest war of all time. I'm not so sure that will help her all that much. Her husband is very smart. Besides, from my point of view, she doesn't know how to dress. She needs the crew from Men In Black to zap her brain and enter these action words: Try to look more like Laura Bush and Mrs. McCain. Well, we shouldn't ask for the impossible, should we.
I shouldn't say this because I'm the son of the long-time President of the Utah Democratic Sagebrush Club: I wouldn't vote for Hillary Clinton if she was the only person on the ticket. I stopped liking her when she first tried to be pretentious by sticking her maiden name into her every day title. But that is not why I wouldn't vote for her. It is because her election would PUT Bill Clinton BACK into the White House and I don't think any of us are ready for that. What happened to that "cigar girl," any way?
As for the candidates I didn't mention, I say: You Are Looking FAR Too Intelligent! Smarten up! If you don't start doing really dumb things, you will get no mention on the News Channels by those really stupid reporters like Fox News likes to hire. This is RILEY Important! No paper will write a scathing editorial about you. As all those Hollywood stars know: There is no such thing as "bad" publicity.
Do you watch Imus in the Morning? Not many people knew abut the man and his humor--until the other day when he insulted the women's basketball team who were playing for the national title. Now there is a huge uproar. I must include my indignation here as Past President of the Ceramic Association of New Jersey: That was not nice, Don Imus! As punishment, you must send me your cowboy hat. Out here in Idaho, it won't look so out of place.
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